Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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