So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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