seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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