Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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