Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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