We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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