K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
it's great music for shaving your balls
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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