I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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