Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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