Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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