Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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