Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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