If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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