I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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