Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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