ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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