I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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