Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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