i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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