Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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