Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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