I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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