I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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