butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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