i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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