She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
do nipples grow back?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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