i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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