I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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