piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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