You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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