Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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