But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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