his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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