conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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