do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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