We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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