We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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