are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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