How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i drank out of a bidet.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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