Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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