Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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