I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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