Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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