On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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