How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
There's always time for handjobs
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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