I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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