How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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