Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Success! We fucked roommates!
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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