Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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