stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
the raccoons are back...
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