ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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