i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Fuck appropriateness.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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