Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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