We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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