you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize