What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
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I need you to use more vowels.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize
