she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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